"You know what one of my favorite things from my childhood is?
Tattling on my sister. That was great stuff. "
He isn't kidding. When Laura watched him while I worked, he was usually asleep when I got home. The first breath he took in the morning was the beginning of a narc-fest you wouldn't believe. "She wouldn't get me my toy, she was on the phone, she didn't give me a turn on Nintendo, she wouldn't read me an extra story, she...."