Friday, October 18, 2013

Stevenism of the Day. Double entendres and bad puns.

I've been slacking. I'll be fixing that this week. :)

I transferred His Majesty from his chair to his bed. When I turned to move his chair, I saw a dime left in the seat. I couldn't stop myself from asking "Have you noticed a change in your bowel habits?"

Without missing a beat, Steven busts out his best Peter Griffin voice and says "That means TWO things!"

We both lost it.

For those who don't know Family Guy, Peter's known to point out double entendres thusly:

That means TWO things.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Stevenism of the Day.

While we were transferring him from the chair to his bed, we were talking about his "mushy guns" and how he needs to work out harder to impress the ladies.

He asked to check my muscles, and when he tried to squish my bicep, his eyes got big.

"Those would be nice on a man!"

*sigh* Thanks, kid.