I've been slacking. I'll be fixing that this week. :)
I transferred His Majesty from his chair to his bed. When I turned to move his chair, I saw a dime left in the seat. I couldn't stop myself from asking "Have you noticed a change in your bowel habits?"
Without missing a beat, Steven busts out his best Peter Griffin voice and says "That means TWO things!"
We both lost it.
For those who don't know Family Guy, Peter's known to point out double entendres thusly:
That means TWO things.